Track List 

Disc 1 

• 1. Les Barker - Guide Cats for the Blind
• 2. Ken Bruce - Across the Plains of Africa
• 3. Mike Harding - Curse of the Baskervilles
• 4. Ned Sherrin - Stamped Addressed Antelope
• 5. Sarah Kennedy - Sprouts
• 6. Sir Jimmy Young - Reg the Vegetable Gardener
• 7. Bill Caddick - Custard Creams
• 8. Gerard McDermott - Waste Not, Want Not (Barker/Lever)
• 9. Brian Perkins - Shipping Forecast
• 10. Sally Boazman - Crawl of the Light Brigade
• 11. Johnnie Walker - The Man Next Door's a Burglar >
• 12. June Tabor - Git a Long Little Dogie
• 13. Heinz Wolff - Administerium & the science of Unclear Physics
• 14. Nonny James - Nobody Hugs a Hedgehog
• 15. Allan Beswick - Jehovah's Witness at the Door
• 16. Ryan Kelly - Blessed are the Meek
• 17. Cyril Tawney - Sammy's Bar Revisited
• 18. Nicholas Parsons - Amnesia
• 19. Paul Gambaccini - The Last But One of the Mohicans
• 20. Dave Cash + Five Guide Cats of Arijaba - Detritus/Tu Haiku (Barker/Lever)

Disc 2

• 1. Sic Transit - Sidney (Barker/Thompson)
• 2. Terry Wogan - Have You Got Any News of the Iceberg?
• 3. Nonny James - Spot of the Antarctic
• 4. Roy Hudd - An Infinite Number of Occasional tables
• 5. Bernard Wrigley - The Man who was Eaten by his Own Bum (Barker/Wrigley)
• 6. Charlotte Green - VoiceMail
• 7. Billy Butler - It Was the Surprise More than Anything
• 8. Martin Carthy - Hard Cheese of Old England
• 9. Peter White - I Can't Find My Camouflage Net
• 10. Dave Cash - Detritus
• 11. Brian Matthew - The Dog Formerly Known as Prince
• 12. Galliard - The Unigate Milkman
• 13. Trevor Peacock - Captain Indecisive
• 14. Roger Lloyd Pack - One Legged Horse
• 15. Cyril Tawney - Lassie Free and Easy
• 16. Ian MacMillan - Ancient Mariner.com
• 17. Nicky Campbell - The Phoenix
• 18. Genevieve Tudor - Everything Glows (Barker/Porter)
• 19. Mark and Lard - Jason and the Arguments
• 20. Les Barker - Déjà Vu